Fuck The History Channel

I gotta vent real swift bruh…

Before I unload the clip, let me start by saying I love history. Any history you can think of, I’m interested in learning about it. I don’t discriminate IDC if it’s French history, or African history, ancient history or modern day history, I fucks with it all.

But with that being said, FUCK THE HISTORY CHANNEL, straight up.

Let Me Explain…

So I recently went on a small vacay this past weekend with my beautiful girlfriend and a group of amazing friends. Well, some of them are amazing, but that’s a post for another day.

Anyway, my girlfriends birthday was June 5th, (and for those who know my lovely girlfriend) of course she couldn’t pass up a chance to celebrate early lol. And part of that early celebration was a trip to a friend’s Lake House at the Lake of the Ozarks.

We drove down to the lake last Thursday after work and spent the first night hanging out with close friends till the early hours of the morning. Unfortunately, my body alarm clock prevents me from sleeping in too late these days so I found myself up watching TV while everyone else was sleeping in enjoying some much-needed Z’s.

Like most millennials, I cut the cords a LONG time ago, so it’s been a good minute since I actually sat down and watched live TV.

*Quick Disclaimer | My girlfriend and I just bought Hulu Live, so we do have access to some live channels. But I only watch live sports and old cartoons, so, yea*

Anyway, as I’m browsing through the channels I ran across the History Channel and paused for a quick sec.

Back when I used to watch live TV, the History Channel was one of my favorite channels. Back then I remember watching shows like Banned from the Bible II, and The Ku Klux Klan: A Secret History. So I honestly thought I’d see some shows that were based on HISTORICAL FACTS that naturally piqued my interest…

I was most definitely let down…

*And this… is when I got triggered…

Instead of broadcasting shows based on factual historical evidence, the History Channel thought it’ll be a great idea to have a 14-hour Ancient Aliens marathon…

What the Fuck is Ancient Aliens?

Ancient Aliens
The Cover Art for the bull shit TV series Ancient Aliens

According to the History Channel itself, Ancient Aliens is a paranormal, drama, documentary that, “investigates the possible connection between powerful rulers of the past and extraterrestrial forces.”

… “extraterrestrial forces.”

The fucking History Channel, HISTORY CHANNEL, has an ongoing TV series called “Ancient Aliens” where they spend an hour of TV time speculating the idea that past achievements from ancient civilizations could only be accomplished with the help and guidance of “extraterrestrial forces…”

For the record, I do believe we’re not the only ones in this universe. So if you ask me if I believe in aliens, I’ll just leave it at that.

But back to this Ancient Aliens bull shit…

Ancient Aliens is currently working on its 14th season, and I can guarantee you it’ll be packed full of bull shit. Bull shit that spews primarily from a clown named, Giorgio Tsoukalos.

Honorary Clown | Giorgio Tsoukalos

This mf right here is Ancient Aliens golden boy. So much so, if you do an image search on Google for “Ancient Aliens.” I promise you, this goofy mfs face will dominate the first 3 page results.

If you’ve never watched an episode of Ancient Aliens, you’ll most likely believe Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a well-known and respected historian or some shit like that. I mean, after all, the show itself is supposed to focus on historical events…

Of course, just like the show itself, that’s all bull shit.

According to IMDb, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is the director of Erich von Däniken’s center for ancient alien astronaut research, The Archaeology, Astronautics and SETI Research Association (A.A.S. R.A.), and presents himself as an expert in his numerous documentaries. However, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos has no qualifications or background in any field relevant to the ‘research’ he undertakes. Instead, he has a bachelor’s degree in sports information and communications and was previously a bodybuilding promoter.

Yes, you read that right.

The TV series number one expert isn’t a fucking expert in anything other than being an expert conman.

Nonetheless, in every season of this bull shit, they spend at least two episodes speculating the idea that the Pyramids of Ancient Kemet (Eygpt) were beyond Egyptians “technical capabilities” of that time so of course, aliens had help.

*Quick PSA*


Let me be clear, Ancient Aliens is nothing but a bunch of bull shit that indirectly strengthens the ideology of white supremacy.

How Sway?!

As I said before, the entire show itself is based around the theory that these astonishing accomplishments from past civilizations where technologically “ahead of their time.” Therefore, aliens had to help in the construction of these structural accomplishments.

This theory in itself supports the ideology of white supremacy because it’s based on the complete ignorance & whitewashing of recorded African history.

Which I’d argue ultimately stems from a millennia-long “anti-blackness” propaganda campaign that is not only responsible for the exploitation and destruction of ancient civilizations like Kemet. But is also responsible for oppressive social constructs and viscous systems like American Slavery, Jim Crow, and present-day Mass Incarceration.


Since Western Civilization (USA & Europe) has been in power in recent centuries, they’ve been able to create social constructs and narratives that support their right to rule.

For example, people often think Greece and the Roman Empire were the greatest ancient civilizations known to man, and that before their creation, man lived in huts and was largely uncivilized. OR, they believe Ancient Egypt and Ancient Egyptian culture looks like this…

fake gods

But of course, you guessed it, this is complete bull shit.

The world is indebted to us for the benefits of civilization. They stole our arts and sciences from Africa. Then why should we be ashamed of ourselves? Their modern improvements are but duplicates of a grander civilization that we reflected thousands of years ago, without the advantage of what is buried and still hidden, to be reflected and resurrected by our generation and our posterity.

Marcus Garvey | The Great Black Nationalist

Before the so-called, Classical Antiquity, the world revolved around Africa. This is history that isn’t taught in the West because it threatens one of the West most powerful weapons, the ideology of white supremacy.

What if we told the truth about Greece and Rome and how their largest leaders and philosophers all traveled to Africa to study and learn from the most advanced civilization to ever walk the Earth at that time, Kemet.

What if we told the truth about Ancient Kemet, and Africa as a whole before European and other outsider involvement…

Related Source:

Check out this quick clip from a documentary that’s actually based in historical facts, and features numerous interviews with REAL expert historians. Not none of that bull shit you’ll see in an Ancient Aliens episode. In this quick clip, you’ll learn the following; The last black independent ruler of Ancient Kemet, all the foreign invasions of Ancient Kemet, and more importantly the influence Ancient Kemet had on civilizations the Western world considered to be some of the greatest civilizations of all time.




There is a strategic reason why we call Egypt, “Egypt” instead of Kemet which literally means, “the black land.” There is a strategic reason why we think of Egypt as someplace outside of Africa, and why movies like “Gods of Egypt,” can hit the movie screen with no outrage from the general public… It’s the same reason why Ancient Aliens is such a popular fucking show here in American.


For the ideology of White Supremacy to work effectively, it must rely on a healthy dose of anti-blackness propaganda. Propaganda that ultimately displays black people and black culture as inferior, or uncivilized, developing, ghetto, you get the picture.

In other words, if we told the truth about Africa and how the foundations of great civilization past, and present, originates from African culture, I truly believe White Supremacy wouldn’t have nearly the global power it has today…

So no, the Great Pyramids of Gaza weren’t built or constructed by aliens, but instead, it was built by black people. And fuck the History Channel for broadcasting anything that suggests otherwise, and supports the ideology of white supremacy.


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